Woke up several times for no damn good reason, and then to top it all off, I had the pleasure of waking up a whole 21 minutes before my alarm was supposed to go of...twenty one! Did one of you put some kind of hoobidy voodoo hex on me? One of you jealous insomniacs? If so, you hurt my feelings...AND you will get a flaming bag of shit on your doorstep sometime in the near future...hehehehe...
But hey, it's Friday, right!! Oh wait, I go on call this weekend, so this weekend CAN'T be a total joy... fuck you, life...
Today is my brother's 41st birthday, though...stupid old bastard...so yeah, dinner with him tonight, and maybe I will pummel him afterwards...
If this isn't deserving of a "That's what she said!", I don't know what is:
It was in some ridiculous catalog that we got in the mail yesterday...and hey, check out my MS paint skills! It looks like it was done by a retarded monkey with a hook in place of one paw...
So apparently, Bozo is an admirer of the more "gifted" man, eh?
Finally, a big thanks to one of my newest readers, Yessika over at the In Joy And Sorrow blog... thanks so much Yessika for considering me to be an awesome blogger!
It is always an honor to get such an award from my peers, so thanks again!
So now, do this...go have a good weekend...eat, drink, laugh, and urinate on somebody's belongings if given the proper opportunity!
5 songs of the day:
One More Red Nightmare by King Crimson
Natural Science by Rush
No Self Control by Peter Gabriel
The Thrill Of It All by Roxy Music
and
Close To The Edge by Yes
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Congrats on the award!
I humped a bop bag once while drunk.
I know, I know. I should be fixed. I tried to get them to do it, but they said I was too young. Idiots.
Kate - thank you so much!
otherworldlyone - I am not a bit surprised you would do that...I used to think you would hump anything with a pulse...I now know that a pulse isn't a requirement...hahahaha
Dude, that Bozo caption? Fucking awesomeness. That's what that is!
I am new to this whole blogging thing (well not new, but for a long time I wrote for my audience of 2)...but I am very pleased for you and your award. Also, don't tease your brother, before you know it, you'll be old. My brother is 40 this year. My sister is 30 this year. It's just weird...cause I'm not getting any older.
I think I had one of those things when I was a kid... Probably explains the irrational fear of clowns.
I hear ya, on the off and on sleep issue!
Thanks for stopping by! I love the feedback!
Happy Bloggin
A.Rian
There's nothing worse than waking up just a few minutes before your alarm goes off. Damn that sucks. I'm glad you survived.
And congrats on yet ANOTHER award. People love you!
adrienzgirl - Bozo apparently has an agenda! Hahahaha
Jennsadventures - Hehehe, yeah, i'm being a little rough on him, but it's true, I'm no spring chicken...not even a summer chicken...
calicobebop - But at least with that, in a way, you got to beat the shit out of a clown...so, "win" right there! Hahahaha!
Aubrey - Hey there, thanks for checking out my little blogdom here!
Erin - Thank so much!! Hehehehe... I do enjoy all of you guys, you're all great...
I will expect my flaming bag of shit on my doorstep soon. Do I have to sign for it or is it coming regular mail?
Your blog is a real ding dong dandy.
Just goes to show that there are advertising execs who like to get away with all the shit that they can come up with.
WOOHOO, I have permission to pee on someone's lawn, YES.
sorry you didn't get much sleep and that you have to be on call this weekend, that sure is NOT a real ding-dong dandy.
BS & BC - I am sending it via bicycle messenger!
miss.chief - Well I'll take that as a compliment! Hehehehe...
Badass Geek - No kidding...the particular exec that came up with this apparently has some issues...
Stacie - Yeah., the on-call shit makes for a shit-sucking weekend with loss of sleep...and oh yeah, I told you about Jay Cutler! Hahahaha...sorry, couldn't resist...
grrrr. fucking cutler...damn bears...i blame my FOUL mood on them losers today.
Stacie - Feel my Rams fan pain! Hahaha
We swapped.....I slept like a rock last night, finally. Yet, I'm still very tired today and I opened my little box of green tea only to find it was empty! No morning pick me up for me
OM...whoa feel your WHAT???
musicjunkie - Awwww, see, now you're already coming down...it sucks, right? I know the feeling...I am running on fumes...
Stacie - You are so depraved...hahahaha...I am making some calls and I'm having a Gigolo sent to your doorstep...
Hey you are the one that said, feel my ram...YOU STARTED IT. ;)
Stacie - Ram! Pain! *sneeze*
OM...YES! EXACTLY!
lmao
Good to see I still have my HEX skills.
Sadly, that's almost accurate at the moment.
It wasn't me who put a spell on you, Orgy. I am in the same boat you are.
Have fun on call ! May you can make some prank calls while you're on call.
Stacie - Bonk!
Guillermo - You Voodoo witch doctor SOB...
otherworldlyone - Well at least you haven't resorted to necrophilia yet...you haven't, have you???
senorita - It sucks, doesn't it? Wait, you're in the same boat I'm in? So are you also sailing on the "Filthy Whore"???
if the Bop Bag was anatomically correct...this post would have a 'hole' different tone.
Awards are always fun to get---congratulations!
Have a great weekend, and happy birthday to your brother!
Swirl Girl - Wouldn't it then become a "boff bag"? hahahaha...
Erin - Thank you so much! Yeah, I'm going to try to help the poor brother enjoy his birthday...hahaha
sweet! that is hilarious! Sleep well tonight... :)
On the creepy scale, that clown thing is Infinity.
Sorry, maybe it was my jealousy at your perfect night of sleep that hexed you ....could you please express ship my bag of shit? At least Ill be looking forward to something lol ahah! So happy you liked your award :)...
I hate waking up 20 minutes before the alarm goes off. It's not enough time to go back to sleep and too early to get up. It's like bedtime limbo.
Ohh aren't your posts funny. One of the things I hate most in life is when I wake up before the alarm. Aww sry to hear about the sleeping, a lot of people have been having trouble sleeping lately.
that ad......um...yeahhhh...LOL!!! Woa. Was the magazine really old?!?! That's nuts!!
Congrats on the award!! Thank you for all the funny & awesome comments. =P
It wasn't me, I swear. Aussies don't do that crazy shit!! And that bozo is frickin scary..I may have a nightmare about that tonight..and then I won't sleep!
Ding, dong, dandy!!! Congratulations on your award!!
Sry about the sleep issue.. Not getting any sleep totally blows.. Ever since my chemo I haven't had even 15 minutes of a good sleep unless drug induced and with teens still about and grandbabies those drugs are seldom used.. Bleh.
I really love your blog. I'm glad you stopped by.
On the creepy scale, that clown thing is Infinity.
24$ for that thing? Mmmm, on one hand it would make an AWESOME prank gift. On the other hand, 24 bucks...really?
Karma. =P
Meaty, in all honesty...
Who randomly receives catalogs like that?
You know DAMN well that I am going to find out what catalog that is and then order a fucking clown.
Bozo will look great under the ice penis picture and I will use duct tape to strap my Pokey figurine onto his head.
30 bucks can buy an inflatable clown and leave me with enough fundage to buy some Mexican Seed Weed. LIFE ROCKS!
*SQUEES*
God!! I hope they have taxidermy cat cookie jars!! I am totally in the market!!
congrats on the award
dude... I would give you an award... it would read "naughtiest monkey"
Waking up before the alarm goes off is infuriating!
Bikramyogachick - thank you! And actually, I slept great all weekend!
just me - Yeah, any clown that compliments your package is scary...heheheh
Angel6033 - Be expecting a package from Fed-Ex! Hahaha
Toe - Yes it is, and it happened to me again today! Blahhhhh!
Melanie's Randomness - Thank you! Actually, that catalog is brand new, but it's some company that specializes in vintage gifts...
Farmer's Wife - Is there an Aussie Bozo? Hahahaha...
Woman in the midst - Thank you so much...I'd imagine it would be tough after all you've been through...
Aunt Juicebox - Yeah, $24 for a piece of plastic that you punch...hahaha...rip-off!
Cole - And THAT was exactly the response I expected from you...hahahaha
Comment Whore - Thank you so much!
Auri - Yes, that is me! Happy monkey! Hahaha
jules - It is! I curse the bastard sandman!
Oh, how I've missed you! I'm back now, for a while. Work is slowing down, finally! I hope your weekend of on-called-ness was good to you. I ate and drank but didn't piss on anyone's stuff. And next time I have a party, you're coming over!
I want a punching bag that just stay's down after I hit it.
I'm so familiar with restless nights, all I can say to that would be everybody better not be on my way :D
im a jealous insomniac. but f*ck voodoo, i'd never do it to you. (RHYMES, WUT WUT)
Ms. Salti - It's a deal!! Hell yah!!
Trooper Thorn - Any human should suffice then!
Andhari - I know exactly how you feel this morning...I'm on the warpath too...hahaha
J - That was coffee house beat poet fresh!!
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