I'm not quite sure how to characterize this one: Bad news? Sad News? Perfect Joke Set-up?
Either way, all I can really say is that this gives new meaning to "Death By Chocolate" (*rrrrrrimshot!)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,530703,00.html?mep
On the bright side, he did LOOK fairly happy once recovered, and his co-workers admitted that he was delicious!
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I read about this guy yesterday. I think it has to be one of the cruelest ways to die. I mean there's this inviting totally delicious vat of chocolate, right....but instead of eating it you get to drown in it. FUCK! That has to be irritating no? It's sort of like you wait your whole life to visit say...Italy...and on the way there your plane crashes.
"Death by Chocolate"; that is just wrong on so many levels.
Just think of all that wasted chocolate. Oops, did I just type that out loud?
Have you ever watched that show on SpikeTv called "1000 ways to die" ?
Probably the most hilarious thing I have ever watched. Check it out next time. Really.
There was a man on one episode. His life long dream was to swim with the fish. He created a suit that made him look like a fish. It was made out of rubber. One hot day, he decided to go ahead and swim with the fish.
Step one: put on home-made fish suit.
Step two: hop in fish suit down the beach to the ocean.
Step three: overheat in the fish suit, croaking right before entering the water.
They did not say "Fox had been in the melting pot...." Who are these reporters?
Damn. That's kind of how I'd like to go.
VegAss - Yep, he flew too close to the sun with chocolate wings!
3699 - Hahaha! You DID just type that, and it was funny!
Mel - Holy shit, that is hilarious! I have not seen this show, but now I MUST! Hail the fish guy!
Jules - Well, these were FoxNews reporters, and they are hardly the cream of the crop when it comes to classy reporting... but yes, what a delicious, fattening way to go!
If you've seen this commercial with the weird chocolate guy - you'd want death by chocolate too!
I think it's for AXE chocolate body spray (ewww) that makes you irresistable to women...on late night during Family Guy reruns round these parts...
haha I love the Death By Chocolate reference! Too funny.
And I'm with Employee-- what a waste of chocolate!
Was it light or dark?
Swirl Girl - Ha! You know, I thought the chocolate guy was familiar...yeah, Axe... shit...Axe would bottle skunk piss if they thought that drunken frat boys would buy it...and they probably would...
Debbi - If it was dark chocolate, I am going to be REALLY pissed...
Thanks for my best laugh of the day. I guess that means my vote is "perfect joke set up." What can I say? I'm heartless.
OMG! That is terrible. There is a delicious dessert called "Death by chocolate," but chocolate should not kill people. What a way to go.
Oh, the irony! How many of us have said we'd like to go out in a haze of chocolate? This poor man spent his last few minutes on earth as a kind of human-flavoured nougat or something. I don't know whether to laugh, cry or sign up to be his replacement. FUCK!
The whole vat of chocolate *gasp* wasted? The horror!!!!! Someone, hold me!
Colby - You are quite welcome! And "heartless", eh? Well then you'll fit right in around here...hahaha!
DDG - I wouldn't hold it against chocolate if it killed me...unless it shot me with a chocolate gun...
the girl - I just wonder if he was shipped off to the Hershey's plant or the Nestle's plant? Hahahaha...
Greta - Yes, it is a tragedy... hug a 3 Musketeers tonight, won't you?
i'm going to have to seriously think twice before eating another snickers....
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