David Caruso, I hate you...

Does this guy even realize just how much of a douchebag he really is? If not, then he is completely devoid of self-awareness and apparently has some frontal-lobe damage that he needs to address. Furthermore, how is it possible that some people out there think he is a good actor? This guy is the Brett Favre of Hollywood! He is a pompous prima donna, full of hot fart air, a loathsome, wretched, self-serving prick in dire need of being kicked in his genital bag (providing he actually has one)...
Need more proof? Here you go!:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03172008/gossip/pagesix/cranky_caruso_bullies_csi_102297.htm

As you can see, if you shoot a scene with Caruso and a dirty, puke-laden mop in the same room, the mop will easily out-act him and will be far more humble about it.

And his character's name on CSI: Miami is HORATIO??!!?? OK, maybe I can't hang that one on him. That belongs more to the script and casting department that actually hired him... Who ever decided that a pasty, red-haired, ass-faced individual who stands a good chance of being sun-burned by a flashlight would make a good Horatio?!

Whew...after two straight days of ranting and spitting searing red-hot venom towards Brett Favre and David Caruso, I now feel much better and ready for the weekend. May Cupid's arrow find your groin tomorrow and enrich your weekend!